George Bernard Shaw was well-known for his acid wit and had very clear opinions on most subjects. One of his gems is that “Youth is such a wonderful thing; it’s a pity it is wasted on the young”. How right he is! Like most children I wished my youth away then continued this stupidity into adulthood and on into old age. Wishing my life away is possibly the only wish that has ever come true for me but somehow I don’t think congratulations are in order.
The Johannesburg of my youth was a fascinating place to be at Christmas time because the city centre was transformed by the City Council and Department stores into a night time wonderland of twinkling lights, window displays and giant, decorated Christmas trees. Hundreds of families would descend on the city after dark to stroll along Eloff, Rissik and President Streets and because traffic was light it was safe to walk arm in arm in the middle of the road. The summer weather would be balmy with star filled skies above, except, of course if there happened to be a sudden thunder storm. These rarely lasted very long so you simply took cover until the rain stopped and the stars came out again and then you continued your tour of the displays.
While the Christmas and Nativity scenes in the department stores were very attractive it was to Joubert (pronounced jewbear) park that everyone made their way because there the City Council pulled out all the stops and created the most magnificent fairytale wonderland imaginable.
Folks would buy big bunny balloons for the kids and ice creams and candy floss for everyone then stroll at their leisure through the park staring in wonderment at the displays.
Christmas LightsThe City’s all dressed up for Christmas The streets are ablaze with bright lights Families stroll hand in hand on the main streets Wide eyed at the Yuletide delights Shop windows with scenes of the North Pole Mock snow renders everything white And the heat of an African summer Detracts not one jot from the sight Santa’s workshop is busy as usual With industrious elves making toys For the girls doll’s houses and cradles Wood blocks and wagons for boys In their parlour sit Santa and Mrs Claus Before a cheerful log fire gently rocking Soon he’ll leave on his annual journey To fill many a child’s Christmas stocking Outside stands the sleigh quietly waiting To be drawn at great speed I suppose By the reindeer team led by Rudolph The one with the shiny red nose Street lights and store windows are pretty But the best place to see after dark Is the glittering world of the fairies That each year transforms Joubert Park No doubt the right place for enchantment Every turn holds a brand new surprise And we marvel at the storybook pageant Brought to life under Johannesburg skies Cinderella’s busy sweeping the kitchen While her step-sisters prepare for the ball And Humpty sits wobbling precariously Surveying the Kings men from his wall Snow white waves goodbye to the seven As they march off to work in the mine While the hatter runs ‘round in a frenzy Double checking his watch for the time In contrast mother goose reads a story To a group that includes Little Boy Blue And a dozen or more of the offspring Of the woman who lives in a shoe But the favourite display without question Is the tableau of First Christmas night With the infant asleep in the manger Soft lit by the East Star so bright An ox and an ass look on quietly At father Joseph and mother Mary serene While Three Kings bearing gifts for the Baby Complete this timeless nativity scene For a month ‘til twelfth night each summer Noël lights shine bright as many a jewel Then fade but leave not without promise To return again for our pleasure next Yule
According to Jean Paul Sartre “The poor don’t know that their function in life is to exercise our generosity”. Perhaps that is true but the lady in the next poem knew nothing of Sartre or of his words yet she succeeded in exercising my generosity.
Pizza NightFriday night is pizza night and this night it’s my turn to buy Two quatros in hand as I reach the car a woman catches my eye Her sandals are all but worn through and the babe on her back makes no cry She’s tired but worse she is broken and instinct alone makes her try To sell one more cheap little tray cloth so they might eat rather than die I have no need of her offering but I reach for my purse with a sigh And buy not one but two bits of lace, thinking “But for God’s grace there go I”
I was born in a nursing home in the Southern suburbs of Johannesburg. Why I got this special treatment at a time when home birthing was the norm, I never did find out. When my mother and I got to go home it was to a two storey block of flats on Central Avenue which is the main road through Mayfair. The flats were tiny two bedroom, one bathroom affairs and number 3 was to be my first home.
Edlaw MansionsMy first permanent abode (after the womb, I must stress) Was number three Edlaw Mansions, Central Avenue no less Sadly not Illovo nor Athol nor even Eastleigh my dear But Mayfair, near Fordsburg, the wrong trackside I fear And “Mansions” was poetic licence misused to excess So grand a title far removed from reality, I guess Yet its two bedroom flats served for many a year As refuge and haven for all who lived there A veritable potpourri of people used this address All forced there by hard times, by financial distress And things were seldom as they might outward appear With any signs of prosperity just a fragile veneer In the absence of affluence one could sense nonetheless The unmistakable presence of class consciousness And while the language division was painfully clear Politeness and civility is what you’d publicly hear Those on their way up might try hard to impress With a new woollen suit or a smart winter dress And those of less fortune would pretend to good cheer Then blow their last shilling on two bottles of beer Gone now the mansions, in the name of progress But neither absence nor time can serve to repress The memory of those who arrived in joy or in tear To find warmth in her shelter, to be held by her near
If people want “rights” they must be prepared to accept the corresponding responsibility, part of which entails self and group discipline. This is where the world and more particularly the Western world is going wrong. People demand rights but eschew discipline. This disconnect can result only in anarchy.
The Human DisgraceI want the world to know and to see Just how ecstatically happy I am to be Part of a crowd that’s a sad waste of space A card carrying member of the human disgrace To say my fellow man disappoints me Understates reality by a factor of three Our collective behaviour serves but to debase Far more worthy creatures that share in this place What purpose a river what value a tree An animal a human, all but a minor degree Of importance that can vanish without even a trace As we destroy and plunder and scar and deface Grown to arrogance we assume we are free To defile the treasures in our brief custody But based on our actions we can’t make that case Because the facts relegate us to the human disgrace
As a pre-teen I could not wait for Saturdays to come round. Not only was there no school but Saturday afternoon was when my friends and I went to the afternoon movie showing at the local cinema, which was known by all as “The Bughouse”. The performance always consisted of an animated comedy involving either Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny or Porky pig followed by an episode of a serial normally involving good and bad cowboys. Then there was an interval and after that the feature film started.
Unlike going to the cinema today, where silence is demanded during the showing of the movie, we would loudly try to warn the hero of approaching danger or boo the villain when he committed some dastardly deed. We were in the movie with the actors!The copy of the movies was often of poor quality and occasionally the film would snap and the showing would be interrupted while the projectionist sorted the break out. When this happened the entire audience would whistle and catcall and stomp their feet until the show got going again. At the time I describe we in South Africa did not have television so the cinema was an extremely important form of entertainment for us.
The Movie MatineeA single shiny sixpence was all you had to pay For entrance to the magic world of the Movie Matinee So small a price to be a part of each exciting scene That weekly mesmerised us as they flickered on the screen Saturday at one-thirty (you daren’t get there late!) For then you’d surely miss the opening of the gate And the ensuing mad stampede of many youthful feet Racing to be the first to grab a centre front row seat As lights go dim and heavy curtains quietly glide apart There is a sudden silence for the show’s about to start With ads for some exotic things for which we cannot pay Save here in the half-light where fantasy holds sway Bored by the allure of an expensive French perfume Impatiently we fidget waiting for our favourite cartoon Which One? Who Cares? To us they’re all so funny Suddenly we’re cheering the appearance of Bugs Bunny Then on to important business, the new serial episode Last week the Peon miners had struck the mother lode But now the greedy Baron will blow the dam upstream Unless our handsome hero can foil his dirty scheme Intermission is the time for a coloured water drink And many sage opinions prefaced with “I think” That the hero didn’t drown and he’ll yet save the day When he rides again next week in the Movie Matinee Time now for the feature, today it’s Superman Bending bars of solid steel and saving Lois Lane Emerging from a phone booth, innocuous Clark Kent The safeguarding of Metropolis his singular intent Too soon the show is over, the afternoon is gone We jostle out the exits and amble slowly home Reliving all the action in a blow by blow replay Counting days and hours ‘til again it’s Saturday
We lived in a two bedroom semi detached house in Mayfair and our Landlord (who was also our neighbour) was a blind man whose Christian name was Patrick. I don’t know that I ever knew his surname and I certainly can’t remember it now so I refer to him simply as “Blind Patrick”.
Every day except Sundays, Patrick would walk the three blocks from his home to the tram terminus where he would board a tram to take him into the City. In the City he would walk a block and a half to his spot beside the Northern aspect of the City Hall and there he would stand all day, tin cup in hand, begging for a coin or two from passersby. At about five-o-clock he would leave his spot and retrace his steps home. I knew his routine because I had once travelled into the City with him.