I grew up in an area close to several small dams and a number of blue gum (Eucalyptus) tree plantations. The trees served as nesting places for a variety of bird species chief of which was the turtle dove. At weekends and during school holidays I would spend many happy hours in the plantations “hunting” turtle doves with my trusty homemade catapult which consisted of a forked stick with a length of elastic (cut from an inner tube) attached at one end to each of the two forks and a patch of leather joining the two lengths of elastic at the other. Had I relied on my hunting ability to feed myself I would have frequently gone hungry but at the time I imagined I was a master hunter. The commonly used Afrikaans word for a catapult is “kettie” and this poem is accordingly titled “DIE KETTIE”.